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Capricorn Horoscope

On Regular Show, Mordecai and Rigby make a deal with a sentient coffee bean (stay with me here) to help them have the energy to do extra work to buy expensive concert tickets. Eventually the coffee bean reveals that there were additional, unspoken expectations that were not met, and begins to chase Mordecai and Rigby with a chainsaw. They eventually escape, and are later able to publicly confront the bean. Mordecai, in a rush of mixed disbelief and relief, exclaims, “A chainsaw? Are you serious? I mean, WHAT’S UP WITH THE CHAINSAW!?” But after this, they are actually able to get their tickets and go to the concert of their dreams.

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Like has been like that for you for so long, Capricorn, but it’s changing now. Now you can finally breathe out, look over the past years, and go, “Holy shit, I survived that?” Why yes you did. Even the chainsaw. Now go enjoy your concert.

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